“You may hate gravity, but gravity doesn’t care”
— MONO
“Noel orders a beer, the rest opt for lemonades and Cokes. Above us, the TV is on. CNN News. “Have you seen some of the stories they have on here?” Noel enquires. “Check this one I saw this morning. There’s this guy who’s 75 and he’s got cancer. So his doctor tells him he’s got about two years to live. So he thinks, ‘F**k it, I’ve always hated my wife, the stupid bag.’ So he kills her. ‘What the f**k, I’ve got nothing to lose.’ Then he’s put in jail but, the problem is, he doesn’t die. He’s 99 now and guess what he’s doing?” Noel surveys our expectant faces. “Suing the doctor,” he cackles. “He’s taking him to court,” he continues, pissing himself. “And he’s saying, ’ If it wasn’t for what you told me I would never have killed my wife and now you owe me ten million pounds.’ I’m sitting there thinking, ‘I know I live in a mad country but it’s not half as crazy as it is here.’”
— Noel Gallagher
“We’re not arrogant, we just believe we’re the best band in the world”
— Noel Gallagher
Hula Hoop
Frame by frame animation of my niece playing with her hula hoop
“You want to free your mind about a concept of harmony and music being correct, you can do whatever you want”
— Giovani Giorgio, but everyone call him Giorgio
“I don’t know, I don’t care, all I know is you can take me there”
—
Oasis - Slide Away
“That lad [Filippo Inzaghi] must have been born offside.”
I was listening ProtoVision while i was creating this gif
“Some people care too much. I think it’s called love”
— Winnie the Pooh
“Your options were dishonor or war. You chose dishonor. You might still get war.”
— Roger Sterling’s Moom Churchill
“- What’t the most boring moment, Kimi?
- Now”
- Now”
— Kimi Raikonen Interview
